{"id":4491,"date":"2010-03-15T18:22:22","date_gmt":"2010-03-15T17:22:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/?p=4491"},"modified":"2018-10-15T05:21:04","modified_gmt":"2018-10-15T04:21:04","slug":"fred-et-ses-porte-gourdes-aie-aie-aie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/fred-et-ses-porte-gourdes-aie-aie-aie-4491.html","title":{"rendered":"Fred et ses porte-gourdes &#8230; a\u00efe a\u00efe a\u00efe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>HELP ! I need your help &#8230; Je sens que je vais craquer.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/portegourde.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-4492\" title=\"portegourde\" src=\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/portegourde-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/portegourde-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/portegourde.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>N-i\u00e8me porte-gourde essay\u00e9 samedi et n-i\u00e8me \u00e9chec. J&rsquo;ai encore pass\u00e9 les 30 km de ma sortie longue \u00e0 remettre en place sans arr\u00eat ce <strong>CENSURE <\/strong>de porte-gourde, dont la particularit\u00e9 visc\u00e9rale, comme celle de ses cong\u00e9n\u00e8res, semble \u00eatre une tendance naturelle \u00e0 ne pouvoir s&#8217;emp\u00eacher de tourner et de monter, emmenant avec lui le T-shirt et appuyant accessoirement sur l&rsquo;estomac, ce qui \u00e0 la longue, finit par peser (au sens propre comme au sens figur\u00e9).<\/p>\n<p>Partant de ce constat et apr\u00e8s une analyse des causes racines par la m\u00e9thode d&rsquo;Ishikawa, j&rsquo;en suis r\u00e9duit \u00e0 deux hypoth\u00e8ses : 1) je suis mal foutu, hanches trop larges par rapport \u00e0 la taille 2) les concepteurs de porte-gourdes ne sont pas des coureurs \u00e0 pied. Alors docteur ? C&rsquo;est grave ?<\/p>\n<p>Hypoth\u00e8se 1 : m\u00eame la chirurgie esth\u00e9tique ne peut rien pour moi. Une seule solution : ne pas emmener de gourde, ce qui pr\u00e9sente quelques l\u00e9gers inconv\u00e9nients en terme d&rsquo;hydratation par exemple.<\/p>\n<p>Hypoth\u00e8se 2 : j&rsquo;en appelle \u00e0 votre bienveillance. Si vous connaissez un porte-gourde qui 1) ne bouge pas une fois en place 2) n&rsquo;appuie pas sur l&rsquo;estomac &#8230; merci d&rsquo;en indiquer la marque et la r\u00e9f\u00e9rence dans les commentaires.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/fred-et-ses-porte-gourdes-aie-aie-aie-4491.html\"><img width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>HELP ! I need your help &#8230; Je sens que je vais craquer. N-i\u00e8me porte-gourde essay\u00e9 samedi et n-i\u00e8me \u00e9chec. J&rsquo;ai encore pass\u00e9 les 30 km de ma sortie longue \u00e0 remettre en place sans arr\u00eat ce CENSURE de porte-gourde, dont la particularit\u00e9 visc\u00e9rale, comme celle de ses cong\u00e9n\u00e8res, semble \u00eatre une tendance naturelle \u00e0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[161],"tags":[424,9875,425,561,560,563,562,9828],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v18.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Fred et ses porte-gourdes ... a\u00efe a\u00efe a\u00efe<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"HELP ! I need your help ... Je sens que je vais craquer. N-i\u00e8me porte-gourde essay\u00e9 samedi et n-i\u00e8me \u00e9chec. 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