{"id":3201,"date":"2009-11-20T07:05:42","date_gmt":"2009-11-20T06:05:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/?p=3201"},"modified":"2018-10-15T05:26:51","modified_gmt":"2018-10-15T04:26:51","slug":"pire-quun-golfeur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/pire-quun-golfeur-3201.html","title":{"rendered":"Pire qu&rsquo;un golfeur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quand j&rsquo;\u00e9tais golfeur &#8211; et oui, je n&rsquo;ai pas toujours \u00e9t\u00e9 cet athl\u00e8te accompli que vous admirez tous, cela dit je n&rsquo;ai jamais c\u00e9d\u00e9 quand m\u00eame \u00e0 la mode des abdos Kro &#8211; et que mes interlocuteurs le d\u00e9couvraient, j&rsquo;avais immanquablement droit \u00e0, d&rsquo;une part, une plaisanterie compl\u00e8tement \u00e9cul\u00e9e : \u00ab\u00a0Comment g\u00e2cher un d\u00eener entre amis ? R\u00e9ponse : en invitant deux golfeurs en m\u00eame temps et en les pla\u00e7ant\u00a0l&rsquo;un en face de l&rsquo;autre \u00e0 table\u00a0\u00bb.\u00a0D&rsquo;autre part, \u00e0 une allusion plus ou moins scabreuse aux veuves de &#8230; golf et \u00e0 leur n\u00e9cessit\u00e9\u00a0\u00e9ventuelle \u00e0\u00a0meubler l&rsquo;absence.<\/p>\n<p>Pourquoi je vous parle de \u00e7a sur Wanarun.net, ce merveilleux site, a priori d\u00e9di\u00e9 uniquement \u00e0 la course \u00e0 pied ? Et bien &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Savez-vous comment g\u00e2cher une pause caf\u00e9 au bureau ou un d\u00eener entre amis ? En invitant deux runners &#8230; Remarquez, au bureau, cela peut \u00e9viter le sempiternel championnat du monde quotidien des enfants-les-plus-beaux-les-plus-meilleurs-les-plus-malades-rayez-la-mention-inutile.<\/p>\n<p>Et sinon votre conjoint, il ou elle fait quoi pendant que vous partez le dimanche matin \u00e0 6h disputer l&rsquo;ultra-marathon-de-la-mort-qui-tue \u00e0 Mezouquilay-le-Ch\u00e9ri ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/pire-quun-golfeur-3201.html\"><img width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Quoi ? Il y a pire qu&rsquo;un golfeur ? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[161],"tags":[9884,163,396],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v18.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Pire qu&#039;un golfeur<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Quoi ? Il y a pire qu&#039;un golfeur ?\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/pire-quun-golfeur-3201.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Pire qu&#039;un golfeur\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Quoi ? 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