{"id":29407,"date":"2013-03-30T17:00:04","date_gmt":"2013-03-30T16:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/?p=29407"},"modified":"2013-03-31T11:18:38","modified_gmt":"2013-03-31T10:18:38","slug":"coureur-et-toc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/coureur-et-toc-29407.html","title":{"rendered":"Coureur et Toc !"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"gruissan-phoebus-trail-2013-5\"Bon les amis, il faut que je vous raconte un truc mais promettez moi d\u2019abord de ne pas vous moquer de moi ! Ceux qui ne pensent pas pouvoir tenir cette promesse autant ne pas aller plus loin dans la lecture du post\u2026
\nEn fait c\u2019est l\u2019autre jour en allant courir avec un pote, qui m\u2019a dit \u00ab t\u2019es grave, tu devrais aller consulter ! \u00bb
\nJe vous explique donc. En fait j\u2019ai des petites pulsions incontr\u00f4lables quand je m\u2019entraine. Ainsi par exemple d\u00e8s que je vois un gros arbre, genre un \u00e9norme ch\u00eane, je ne peux m\u2019emp\u00eacher d\u2019en faire le tour en courant, au lieu de continuer sur le sentier mon parcours normal. Mais si par malheur, avant d\u2019entamer le tour, mon regard croise un panneau de signalisation, alors je ne peux pas m\u2019emp\u00eacher de faire autant de tours que sur le panneau en question. Si c\u2019est une limitation \u00e0 50 KM\/H et bien je suis parti pour 50 tours. Je vous accorde que \u00e7a fait un peu bizarre pour ceux qui me voit.
\nMais d\u00e8s que j\u2019ai fini, si je vois un chien pas loin, il faut que j\u2019essaye de le rattraper co\u00fbte que co\u00fbte. D\u2019habitude, c\u2019est les chiens qui vous coursent et bien l\u00e0 c\u2019est le contraire. Je me mets en t\u00eate d\u2019essayer de toucher le chien avant que son ma\u00eetre ne le rappelle. Et souvent le chien attrape la peur de sa vie. Il comprend que dalle \u00e0 ce qui se passe et d\u00e9guerpit \u00e0 toutes bringues. Quand son ma\u00eetre lui crie : \u00ab Rex, reviens ! \u00bb L\u00e0 je stoppe tout et revient sur mon chemin. M\u00eame chose quand je d\u00e9boule sur le bord d\u2019un ruisseau ou d\u2019une rivi\u00e8re. Je me dis ; \u00ab tu t\u2019arr\u00eates pas de courir, tant que tu n\u2019as pas trouv\u00e9 le petit pont pour passer par-dessus. \u00bb Il y a toujours un pont de toute fa\u00e7on. Mais parfois je me tape vingt kilom\u00e8tres pour traverser et je rentre carr\u00e9ment naze chez moi, \u00e0 pas d\u2019heure.
\nEt quand je fais le tour de mon lac f\u00e9tiche. Il doit faire un kilom\u00e8tre en tout et il y a pas mal de canards qui nagent un peu partout dessus. Et bien il m\u2019arrive souvent de me dire : \u00ab si tu vois plus de dix canards avant la fin du tour et bien tu recommences un tour de plus ! \u00bb Et ainsi de suite\u2026
\nLe plus dingue, c\u2019est quand je longe un terrain de foot ou de rugby. Je me dis : \u00ab tu fais la travers\u00e9e \u00e0 cloches-pieds ! \u00bb ou \u00ab tu fais le tour du terrain sur les fesses \u00bb !
\nBref je n\u2019arrive jamais \u00e0 faire un entrainement<\/a> normal. Il faut absolument que j\u2019aille consulter mais bon j\u2019ai peur qu\u2019il me dise d\u2019arr\u00eater la course \u00e0 pied. Et moi j\u2019aime trop \u00e7a ! Ah ah !!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

Bon les amis, il faut que je vous raconte un truc mais promettez moi d\u2019abord de ne pas vous moquer de moi ! Ceux qui ne pensent pas pouvoir tenir cette promesse autant ne pas aller plus loin dans la lecture du post\u2026 En fait c\u2019est l\u2019autre jour en allant courir avec un pote, qui […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":37,"featured_media":28363,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[161],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nCoureur et Toc !<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Bon les amis, il faut que je vous raconte un truc mais promettez moi d\u2019abord de ne pas vous moquer de moi ! 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