{"id":2529,"date":"2009-09-06T15:00:20","date_gmt":"2009-09-06T14:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/?p=2529"},"modified":"2018-10-15T05:27:25","modified_gmt":"2018-10-15T04:27:25","slug":"clubbing-iii-last-chapter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/clubbing-iii-last-chapter-2529.html","title":{"rendered":"CLUBBING III – LAST CHAPTER"},"content":{"rendered":"

P….. ! Il est revenu ! On le croyait disparu \u00e0 tout jamais, vaincu par plus mauvaise foi que lui et bien c’est rat\u00e9. Fallait pas le r\u00e9veiller, fallait pas …<\/p>\n

Quatre\u00a0derni\u00e8res (plus ou moins) bonnes raisons de ne pas s’inscrire en club :<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Vous \u00eates une fille (non, non ce n’est pas cela la raison, lisez la suite avant de vous offusquer et de traiter l’auteur de sale macho, d’ailleurs, ceux ou celles qui le veulent peuvent remplacer fille par tout autre esp\u00e8ce d’humano\u00efde) et souhaitez d\u00e9marrer la course \u00e0 pied. On vous a bien expliqu\u00e9 au t\u00e9l\u00e9phone qu’il n’y avait aucun souci, que vous \u00e9tiez la bienvenue et qu’au club tous les niveaux \u00e9taient repr\u00e9sent\u00e9s. Tous … sauf le v\u00f4tre visiblement puisque d\u00e8s le premier entra\u00eenement, vous voil\u00e0 rel\u00e9gu\u00e9e seule \u00e0 faire des tours de stade pendant que vos camarades de club partent gambader en for\u00eat avec pour seule consigne : \u00ab\u00a0d\u00e8s que tu es fatigu\u00e9e, tu t’arr\u00eates puis tu recommences. On revient d’ici 1 heure\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

– Vous pratiquez, un peu, beaucoup, passionn\u00e9ment etc etc etc la course \u00e0 pied et \u00eates \u00e0 la recherche d’une \u00e2me soeur qui partagerait votre hygi\u00e8ne de vie. Ame soeur que vous ne doutez pas de d\u00e9nicher dans ce r\u00e9servoir naturel que doit constituer le club local. Si vous \u00eates un homme, n’y comptez pas, m\u00eame en r\u00eave. Des filles, il y en a parfois mais franchement pas beaucoup et n’oubliez pas que vous \u00eates le petit dernier alors question priorit\u00e9, vous \u00eates mal barr\u00e9. Si vous \u00eates une fille, il faut vraiment que vous soyez super super\u00a0passionn\u00e9e par les monomaniaques bourrins pour allez perdre b\u00eatement votre temps au stade.<\/p>\n

– Vous adorez arriver \u00e0 la derni\u00e8re minute \u00e0 vos rendez-vous et vous d\u00e9testez vous les geler le dimanche matin. Surtout que pour une course \u00e0 11h dans la ville voisine, il faut, \u00e9videmment, partir \u00e0 8h, pour \u00eatre certain de trouver une place pour la voiture \u00ab\u00a0Tu comprends, c’est un peu le bazar si on arrive trop tard\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 10 m de la ligne de d\u00e9part et attendre comme un clampain une heure et demi avant de vous \u00e9chauffer.<\/p>\n

– Vous n’\u00eates pas partageur. Transporter la moiti\u00e9 de l’\u00e9quipe dans votre toute nouvelle BM si\u00e8ges cuir au motif que cette fois-ci\u00a0c’est votre tour (en plus on vous a oblig\u00e9 \u00e0 partir \u00e0 8h bien entendu), encore \u00e0 l’aller \u00e7a peut aller, mais au retour … Trois jours pour faire partir les odeurs et un nouveau design pointilliste des si\u00e8ges. Si vous aimez, pourquoi pas ?<\/p>\n

Trois derni\u00e8res (plus ou moins) bonnes raisons de vous inscrire en club :<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Votre avez toujours r\u00eav\u00e9 d’\u00eatre une star et d’avoir votre photo en couverture des magazines. Avec un peu de chance, si vous vous y prenez bien, lors de l’in\u00e9vitable reportage d\u00e9cennal du bulletin municipal sur le club, vous arriverez \u00e0 coller votre bobine sur la photo noir et blanc 2 cm sur 3 qui figurera en bas de page 25 entre<\/p>\n

– Vous avez toujours r\u00eav\u00e9 d’\u00eatre Pr\u00e9sident et \u00eates pr\u00eat \u00e0 tout pour y parvenir. L’Assembl\u00e9e G\u00e9n\u00e9rale du Club approche \u00e0 grands pas. Il est temps de fourbir vos armes. Sourire toutes dents dehors, serrage de pognes – l\u00e0, il va falloir faire vite avant le niveau 6 de la grippe A – compliments \u00ab\u00a0Waow ! 2h45 aux 10 km. T’as super progress\u00e9 l\u00e0\u00a0\u00bb … Attention cependant \u00e0 ne pas vous cantonner \u00e0 vos seuls co\u00e9quipiers, il faut la jouer Modem et ratisser large. Ne pas oublier les mamans ou les papas des mercredis de l’\u00e9cole d’athl\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0C’est votre fille l\u00e0 ? Elle ne s’est pas fait trop mal avec le poids ?\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

– Pour la derni\u00e8re raison, je vais la jouer \u00e0 la Yannick … \u00ab\u00a0Je commence \u00e0 s\u00e9cher l\u00e0\u00a0\u00bb. \ud83d\ude42\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

FRED<\/a><\/p>\n

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