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CLUBBING II \u00ab\u00a0Il revient et il n’est pas content !\u00a0\u00bb On vous avait bien dit de ne pas le r\u00e9veiller, vous n’avez pas vu Gremlins quand vous \u00e9tiez jeune ?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Pour une fois que j’avais r\u00e9dig\u00e9 un article<\/a> d’une rare impartialit\u00e9 sans chercher \u00e0 l’orienter, pesant s\u00e9rieusement le pour et le contre, la th\u00e8se et l’antith\u00e8se, le yin et le yang, me voil\u00e0 agress\u00e9 par les commentaires de Yannick. Il n’en fallait pas plus pour que je bondisse sur mon clavier. Vous l’avez bien cherch\u00e9 !<\/p>\n

Trois nouvelles (plus ou moins)\u00a0 bonnes raisons de ne pas s’inscrire en club :<\/strong><\/p>\n

– La ponctualit\u00e9 est l’une de vos qualit\u00e9s majeures et attendre tous les mercredis pendant une demi-heure, dans la touffeur moite d’un vestiaire mal ventil\u00e9, Jean-Emmanuel, encore et toujours coinc\u00e9 dans le m\u00eame bouchon, \u00e7a vous gave grave.<\/p>\n

– Vous \u00eates quelqu’un de naturellement compr\u00e9hensif, profond\u00e9ment humain mais remonter le moral pour la 433e fois au m\u00eame Jean-Emmanuel qui vous a malheureusement choisi comme confident, \u00e7a commence \u00e0 vous taper sur le syst\u00e8me et vous finissez par manquer de vocabulaire.<\/p>\n

– Vous demeurez compr\u00e9hensif, vous avez du m\u00e9rite ! ou alors \u00e0 ce niveau c’est du sto\u00efcisme, mais entrendre, oui oui c’est encore lui, Jean-Emmanuel expliquer pour la 454e fois comment il a r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 d\u00e9passer dans la derni\u00e8re ligne droite des 4 km de St Frusquin, la premi\u00e8re v\u00e9t\u00e9ranne 4, finit par vous agacer.<\/p>\n

Trois nouvelles (plus ou moins)\u00a0 bonnes raisons de s’inscrire en club :<\/strong><\/p>\n

– Votre image vous pr\u00e9occupe et faire du fractionn\u00e9 seul au Parc Monceau vous fait passer pour un gros cr\u00e2neur aupr\u00e8s de ceux que vous enrh\u00fbmez et qui ensuite vous d\u00e9passent \u00e0 8 \u00e0 l’heure, ou pour un martien – voire un pervers – aupr\u00e8s des petits vieux ou des enfants \u00ab\u00a0Dis Nanou, pourquoi le Monsieur, il tourne tout doucement autour de l’arbre ?\u00a0\u00bb. Alors qu’en groupe, on ne verrait de vous que le c\u00f4t\u00e9 Grand Sportif de votre brillante personnalit\u00e9.\u00a0<\/p>\n

– Vous \u00eates un craneur – un vrai cette fois – et il vous faut un vaste public, captif en plus, pour admirer bouche b\u00e9e votre nouvelle paire d’Azuno \u00e0 300 Eurps avec GPS int\u00e9gr\u00e9.<\/p>\n

– Vous \u00eates pr\u00e8s de vos sous, les compets c’est bien mais pourquoi elles sont payantes ? Payer pour souffrir ! Avec un peu de chance, c’est le club qui mettra la main \u00e0 la poche.\u00a0<\/p>\n

CLUBBING … \u00e0 suivre ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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