{"id":2351,"date":"2009-08-25T13:40:10","date_gmt":"2009-08-25T11:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/?p=2351"},"modified":"2009-07-27T13:44:30","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T11:44:30","slug":"e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html","title":{"rendered":"e-saga de l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 &#8211; Episode 13\/15"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>R\u00e9sum\u00e9 de l&rsquo;\u00e9pisode pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent<\/strong> : nous sommes mercredi, il est 20h. Tous les protagonistes de l&rsquo;histoire, hormis la m\u00e8re de Steeve, qui pr\u00e9f\u00e8re et de loin le bridge \u00e0 la course \u00e0 pied, sont, \u00e0 titre plus ou moins officiel, pr\u00e9sents dans le Parc o\u00f9 va se d\u00e9nouer, n&rsquo;en doutons pas une seconde, l&rsquo;intrigue. Surtout qu&rsquo;il ne reste plus que 3 chapitres, y compris celui que vous allez lire maintenant donc il ne s&rsquo;agit plus de lambiner en route. 18km\/h svp.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Flashback &#8230; Il est 19h59, Steeve vient d&rsquo;arriver \u00e0 la grille d&rsquo;honneur du Parc et voit s&rsquo;approcher, toute de jaune v\u00eatue et telle une gazelle ail\u00e9e &#8211; bizarre, il me semblait que les gazelles n&rsquo;\u00e9taient pas jaunes et ne volaient pas &#8230; &#8211; la Sublime Priscilla. Qu&rsquo;elle est belle quand elle court, ne manque-t-il pas de se dire. Ben oui, quoi, il faut bien qu&rsquo;il se dise un truc de ce genre. Il ne va pas juste jeter un regard bovin \u00e0 l&rsquo;Apparition, encore un peu lointaine, puis regarder b\u00eatement ses lacets de chaussure ou compter le nombre de barreaux de la grille d&rsquo;honneur. Brad, s&rsquo;est post\u00e9 quelques m\u00e8tres \u00e0 gauche de l&rsquo;entr\u00e9e, derri\u00e8re un massif de tro\u00ebnes, Sharon a pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9 la droite et les thuyas. Immobiles, tels deux caryatides, les yeux aux aguets, ils observent alternativement la mobile et le statique. La mobile se rapproche de plus en plus du statique. Encore quelques m\u00e8tres. Ca y est, la jonction s&rsquo;est op\u00e9r\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Bon, voil\u00e0 le topo : 10 minutes d&rsquo;\u00e9chauffement \u00e0 14 km\/h, 10*800m \u00e0 96% de la <a href=\"\/tableau-calcul-vma\/\"target=\"_top\" title=\"VMA\" >VMA<\/a>, r\u00e9cup 5 minutes, 5*100m VMA, r\u00e9cup 10 minutes. Pas de question ?\u00a0\u00bb, Steeve n&rsquo;est pas certain d&rsquo;avoir tout compris, en particulier ce qu&rsquo;est la VMA. En revanche et malgr\u00e9 ses tr\u00e8s maigres connaissances th\u00e9oriques de la course \u00e0 pied, il se doute bien qu&rsquo;un \u00e9chauffement \u00e0 14 km\/h, qu&rsquo;il aura d\u00e9j\u00e0 du mal sans doute \u00e0 supporter, ne peut \u00eatre suivi que d&rsquo;une phase plus rapide et que VMA signifiera probablement, pour lui, la fin des haricots : Viens Mourir \u00e0 l&rsquo;Agonie ? \u00ab\u00a0Pas mal tes chaussures, des N* ? Tu les as trouv\u00e9es o\u00f9 ?\u00a0\u00bb. Enfin, un sujet qu&rsquo;il ma\u00eetrise \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s, il a d&rsquo;ailleurs bien m\u00e9moris\u00e9 le speech du vendeur\u00a0et se dit que le rejouer permettrait de retarder la fumeuse \u00e9ch\u00e9ance de quelques minutes. Mais \u00e0 peine le nom du magasin prononc\u00e9, que la Divine, tout \u00e0 son entra\u00eenement, annon\u00e7e le top d\u00e9part.<\/p>\n<p>Et notre Steeve de commencer \u00e0 courir, suivi de pr\u00e8s par Brad qui devance d&rsquo;une courte t\u00eate Sharon. Celle-ci prend rapidement un chemin de traverse autour du lac afin de rejoindre la petite troupe \u00e0 mi-chemin. Le rythme s&rsquo;\u00e9l\u00e8ve rapidement. Steeve, pour le moment s&rsquo;accroche mais on sent qu&rsquo;il est \u00e0 la limite de la rupture. Il se met en danseuse pour aborder le premier raidillon du parcours (euh ? le Tour c&rsquo;est fini). Priscilla est quelque peu surprise par la t\u00e9nacit\u00e9 de Steeve qu&rsquo;elle estimait bien inf\u00e9rieure et en tous les cas incapable de supporter cette premi\u00e8re mont\u00e9e. Subtilement, elle acc\u00e9l\u00e8re. Steeve s&rsquo;accroche, toujours suivi par Brad qui maintient l&rsquo;\u00e9cart. Sharon est presque arriv\u00e9e \u00e0 mi-parcours, normal ! elle a trich\u00e9 ! Steeve est encore plus \u00e0 la limite de la rupture, mais l&rsquo;Amour avec un grand A, \u00e0 moins que ce ne soit la b\u00eatise avec un petit b, semble le porter. On n&rsquo;est plus seulement \u00e0 la limite de la rupture, mais aussi \u00e0 celle du miracle. Dans la descente, Brad, on se demande bien pourquoi, acc\u00e9l\u00e8re et se rapproche dangeureusement.<\/p>\n<p>Il est 20h04, Steeve court depuis 4 minutes \u00e0 14km\/h et r\u00e9siste toujours. Quand soudain &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>FIN DE L&rsquo;EPISODE<\/p>\n<p><em>Comme on approche de la fin, il faut bien m\u00e9nager le suspense &#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html\"><img width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>O\u00f9 tout ce petit monde se retrouve dans le Parc \u00e0 20h comme convenu. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[164,1],"tags":[288,290,163,9885,284,9828],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v18.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>e-saga de l&#039;\u00e9t\u00e9 - Episode 13\/15<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"O\u00f9 tout ce petit monde se retrouve dans le Parc \u00e0 20h comme convenu.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"e-saga de l&#039;\u00e9t\u00e9 - Episode 13\/15\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"O\u00f9 tout ce petit monde se retrouve dans le Parc \u00e0 20h comme convenu.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Wanarun, le blog du running, du trail et de la course \u00e0 pied\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wanarun\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2009-08-25T11:40:10+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2009-07-27T11:44:30+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"\u00c9crit par\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"fredbros\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Dur\u00e9e de lecture estim\u00e9e\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"3 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Wanarun\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wanarunnet\/\",\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/wanarunnet\",\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wanarun\/\",\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wanarun\"],\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/logo-wanarun.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/logo-wanarun.jpg\",\"width\":1196,\"height\":1082,\"caption\":\"Wanarun\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\"}},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/\",\"name\":\"Wanarun, le blog du running, du trail et de la course \u00e0 pied\",\"description\":\"Informations, remarques, avis, conseils sur la course \u00e0 pied.\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html#webpage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html\",\"name\":\"e-saga de l'\u00e9t\u00e9 - Episode 13\/15\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2009-08-25T11:40:10+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2009-07-27T11:44:30+00:00\",\"description\":\"O\u00f9 tout ce petit monde se retrouve dans le Parc \u00e0 20h comme convenu.\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"e-saga de l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 &#8211; Episode 13\/15\"}]},{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html#webpage\"},\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/1f6463621f44a2b66c33ff32ccdab3e8\"},\"headline\":\"e-saga de l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 &#8211; Episode 13\/15\",\"datePublished\":\"2009-08-25T11:40:10+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2009-07-27T11:44:30+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html#webpage\"},\"wordCount\":640,\"commentCount\":6,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#organization\"},\"keywords\":[\"e-saga\",\"\u00e9t\u00e9\",\"humour\",\"Litt\u00e9rature\",\"saga\",\"Wanarun\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Litt\u00e9rature\"],\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/1f6463621f44a2b66c33ff32ccdab3e8\",\"name\":\"fredbros\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/0706328db4ae4ea1111c0fe8b464d6a7?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/0706328db4ae4ea1111c0fe8b464d6a7?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"fredbros\"},\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/author\/fred\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"e-saga de l'\u00e9t\u00e9 - Episode 13\/15","description":"O\u00f9 tout ce petit monde se retrouve dans le Parc \u00e0 20h comme convenu.","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html","og_locale":"fr_FR","og_type":"article","og_title":"e-saga de l'\u00e9t\u00e9 - Episode 13\/15","og_description":"O\u00f9 tout ce petit monde se retrouve dans le Parc \u00e0 20h comme convenu.","og_url":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html","og_site_name":"Wanarun, le blog du running, du trail et de la course \u00e0 pied","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wanarun\/","article_published_time":"2009-08-25T11:40:10+00:00","article_modified_time":"2009-07-27T11:44:30+00:00","twitter_misc":{"\u00c9crit par":"fredbros","Dur\u00e9e de lecture estim\u00e9e":"3 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#organization","name":"Wanarun","url":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/","sameAs":["https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wanarunnet\/","https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/wanarunnet","https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wanarun\/","https:\/\/twitter.com\/wanarun"],"logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"fr-FR","@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/logo-wanarun.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/logo-wanarun.jpg","width":1196,"height":1082,"caption":"Wanarun"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"}},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/","name":"Wanarun, le blog du running, du trail et de la course \u00e0 pied","description":"Informations, remarques, avis, conseils sur la course \u00e0 pied.","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":"required name=search_term_string"}],"inLanguage":"fr-FR"},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html#webpage","url":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html","name":"e-saga de l'\u00e9t\u00e9 - Episode 13\/15","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#website"},"datePublished":"2009-08-25T11:40:10+00:00","dateModified":"2009-07-27T11:44:30+00:00","description":"O\u00f9 tout ce petit monde se retrouve dans le Parc \u00e0 20h comme convenu.","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"fr-FR","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"e-saga de l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 &#8211; Episode 13\/15"}]},{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html#webpage"},"author":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/1f6463621f44a2b66c33ff32ccdab3e8"},"headline":"e-saga de l&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 &#8211; Episode 13\/15","datePublished":"2009-08-25T11:40:10+00:00","dateModified":"2009-07-27T11:44:30+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html#webpage"},"wordCount":640,"commentCount":6,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#organization"},"keywords":["e-saga","\u00e9t\u00e9","humour","Litt\u00e9rature","saga","Wanarun"],"articleSection":["Litt\u00e9rature"],"inLanguage":"fr-FR","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-1315-2351.html#respond"]}]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/1f6463621f44a2b66c33ff32ccdab3e8","name":"fredbros","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"fr-FR","@id":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/0706328db4ae4ea1111c0fe8b464d6a7?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/0706328db4ae4ea1111c0fe8b464d6a7?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"fredbros"},"url":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/author\/fred"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/21"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2351"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2354,"href":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351\/revisions\/2354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}