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R\u00e9sum\u00e9 de l’\u00e9pisode pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent<\/strong> : Steeve a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 qu’il se rendrait \u00e0 la s\u00e9ance d’entra\u00eenement organis\u00e9e par Priscilla. Pour faire illusion, ne seraient-ce que les quelques premi\u00e8res minutes, il a fait l’acquisition de la tenue du parfait petit runner exp\u00e9riment\u00e9. Brad, par jalousie, Sharon, par curiosit\u00e9, ont \u00e9galement d\u00e9cid\u00e9 d’assister, discr\u00e8tement \u00e0 ce qu’ils pensent devoir \u00eatre se r\u00e9v\u00e9ler une cur\u00e9e.<\/em><\/p>\n

Le lendemain matin Steeve retourna au bureau. Il r\u00e9ussit, non sans mal, \u00e0 masquer l’\u00e9tat de stress extr\u00eame dans lequel il se trouvait et fit, compte tenu de la situation, relativement bonne figure, tout au moins, c’est l’impression qu’il donna \u00e0 l’ensemble de ses coll\u00e8gues, Priscilla comprise. Cette derni\u00e8re, tout aussi avare de mots que d’habitude, ne lui demanda point les raisons de son absence de la veille, ne serait-ce que par politesse comme cela se fait entre coll\u00e8gues une fois qu’on a \u00e9puis\u00e9 les sujets du temps qu’il fait ou de la bronchite du petit dernier. Son avarice verbale fut, d’ailleurs, pouss\u00e9e \u00e0 l’extr\u00eame, puisqu’au-del\u00e0 du bonjour factuel de circonstance, de toute la journ\u00e9e, elle n’eut pour lui que ce simple \u00e9gard \u00ab\u00a020 heures, grille d’honneur du Parc\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

La journ\u00e9e de Steeve fut longue, tr\u00e8s longue. Les secondes ressemblaient aux minutes, les minutes aux heures et m\u00eame le d\u00e9jeuner s’av\u00e9ra une v\u00e9ritable corv\u00e9e. Il quitta le bureau assez t\u00f4t, car il \u00e9prouvait un besoin imp\u00e9rieux, d’en quelque sorte, se ressourcer, de se recharger les batteries avant de se lancer dans la Grande Aventure. De retour \u00e0 la maison, il n’eut pas, par chance et de toute fa\u00e7on il ne les aurait pas support\u00e9es, \u00e0 subir les questions de sa m\u00e8re, les mercredis apr\u00e8s-midi de celle-ci \u00e9tant enti\u00e8rement consacr\u00e9s au bridge. Il en profita donc pour s’allonger et tenter de se d\u00e9tendre, non sans avoir auparavant r\u00e9gl\u00e9 la sonnerie du r\u00e9veil, au cas o\u00f9.<\/p>\n

Priscilla, toute \u00e0 son travail, ne s’\u00e9tait aucunement rendu compte de l’\u00e9tat proche de l’angoisse dans lequel elle avait jet\u00e9 son voisin d’en face. Elle n’eut pour lui d’autre pens\u00e9e que d’esp\u00e9rer qu’il lui avouerait assez vite, le soir, qu’il n’\u00e9tait pas un runner \u00e9m\u00e9rite, qu’il d\u00e9clarerait donc rapidement forfait et qu’elle pourrait tranquillement mener \u00e0 bien sa s\u00e9ance de 12x800m en VMA<\/a>.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

Brad avait, lui, fourbi ses armes, encore trois heures de musculation bien senties la veille et un mental qu’il estimait d’acier. Il avait d\u00e9cid\u00e9 que la meilleure strat\u00e9gie \u00e9tait de se rendre au Parc et de s’entra\u00eener seul comme si de rien n’\u00e9tait puis de croiser incidemment mais rapidement les deux tourtereaux-en-devenir et ensuite de les suivre \u00e0 distance. Sharon, de son c\u00f4t\u00e9, pensait aussi simuler un quelconque entra\u00eenement, habitude qu’elle n’avait pas normalement le mercredi en empruntant des chemins suffisamment bien choisis pour lui offrir une vue imprenable sur le trajet de Rom\u00e9o et de celle qu’il esp\u00e9rait sa Juliette.\u00a0<\/p>\n

19h30, voil\u00e0 une demi-heure que Steeve est habill\u00e9 et face au miroir de la salle de bain essaie de trouver la pose ad\u00e9quate du runner \u00e0 qui on ne la fait pas, sp\u00e9cialiste toute distance. Priscilla vient d’arriver au Parc o\u00f9 elle d\u00e9bute son \u00e9chauffement afin de cueillir Steeve bien \u00e0 froid et d’abr\u00e9ger ce qu’elle pense \u00eatre une ennuyeuse mascarade. Car exceptionnellement, elle a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de faire preuve d’un brin de gentillesse – d’impatience ? – et de renvoyer Steeve d\u00e8s les premi\u00e8res minutes \u00e0 ses ch\u00e8res \u00e9tudes. Brad vient de terminer de s’enduire les muscles d’huile. Sharon s’habille.<\/p>\n

19h45, Priscilla a d\u00e9j\u00e0 couru un petit quart d’heure et continue son \u00e9chauffement. Steeve vient de quitter la maison et se rend au Parc en marchant, inutile de gaspiller trop d’\u00e9nergie avant le Grand Rendez-Vous. Brad et Sharon quittent \u00e9galement leurs domiciles respectifs.<\/p>\n

19h59, Steeve arrive au Parc et aper\u00e7oit Priscilla qui vient vers lui en courant.<\/p>\n

20h00 …<\/p>\n

FIN DE L’EPISODE<\/p>\n

Dans le prochain \u00e9pisode, la r\u00e9ponse \u00e0 cette question m\u00e9taphysique qui vous taraude, j’en suis certain : quelle peut \u00eatre la nature des relations de Brad et Sharon ?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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