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R\u00e9sum\u00e9 de l’\u00e9pisode pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent<\/strong> : Steeve a bien m\u00e9dit\u00e9 les conseils de sa m\u00e8re et s’appr\u00eate\u00a0\u00e0 prendre une d\u00e9cision. Attention, apr\u00e8s quelques chapitres de r\u00e9cup\u00e9ration bien m\u00e9rit\u00e9s, l’action va red\u00e9marrer. Negative Split, quand tu nous tiens.<\/em><\/p>\n

L’adage veut qu’une nuit, tout agit\u00e9e soit-elle, porte conseil. Une fois encore, la sagesse populaire avait vis\u00e9 juste. Steeve, plus fatigu\u00e9 au r\u00e9veil qu’il ne l’\u00e9tait au coucher, fort de ses r\u00e9flexions nocturnes et des conseils avis\u00e9s de sa m\u00e8re, avait pris une d\u00e9cision. Il se rendrait \u00e0 la s\u00e9ance d’entra\u00eenement propos\u00e9e – exig\u00e9e serait plus juste – par Priscilla le lendemain soir et essaierait, au moins dans un premier temps et dut-il en exprirer, de s’accrocher aux basques de la Belle.<\/p>\n

Pr\u00e9alable : avoir l’air d’un runner confirm\u00e9, statut que ne lui conf\u00e9rait aucunement son \u00e9quipement habituel du dimanche (bermuda mastic, T-shirt CK et chaussures de tennis au crocodile). Il appela donc son bureau \u00e0 la fra\u00eeche et expliqua qu’il devait s’absenter pour la journ\u00e9e, de toute fa\u00e7on, il lui restait pas mal de RTT \u00e0 prendre. La p\u00e9riode n’\u00e9tant pas tr\u00e8s charg\u00e9e, il n’eut pas \u00e0 se justifier plus en avant.<\/p>\n

Il avait aper\u00e7u la veille, sur la table de salon, un prospectus d’Aldidl, qui proposait justement aujourd’hui une vente flash sur un kit running : 30\u20ac la paire de chaussures et le cardio associ\u00e9. Mais cette solution n’eut pas l’air de lui convenir. Il se rendit chez Gotlon, \u00e0 l’ouverture de la grande surface g\u00e9n\u00e9raliste. Il erra plusieurs minutes dans les rayons sans rencontrer le moindre vendeur et se dit que le choix restreint de chaussures propos\u00e9, la marque distributeur et les trop communes Azuno Freeze, port\u00e9es par des millions de joggeurs d\u00e9butants, ne donnerait pas de lui l’image du runner confirm\u00e9. Direction donc, SemiMarathonShop, enseigne tr\u00e8s sp\u00e9cialis\u00e9e o\u00f9 il devrait trouver son bonheur, il n’en doutait pas.<\/p>\n

Pass\u00e9e l’avalanche de questions du vendeur – cette fois-ci, il y en avait bien un et il semblait savoir ce qu’\u00e9tait la course \u00e0 pied – \u00ab\u00a0Vous \u00eates universel\/pronateur<\/a>\/supinateur<\/a> ?\u00a0\u00bb Euh ? \u00ab\u00a0Vous voulez favoriser amorti \/ dynamisme \/ stabilit\u00e9 ?\u00a0\u00bb Re-euh ? \u00ab\u00a0Vous courez combien de kilom\u00e8tres par semaine ?\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0Vous faites quoi comme comp\u00e9titions ? \u00a0\u00bb etc etc etc, il put enfin placer qu’il voulait une paire de chaussures qui fasse son effet, si possible une marque tr\u00e8s peu r\u00e9pandue, qui donnerait un cachet hyper-technique \u00e0 sa pratique de la course \u00e0 pied. Ce qui tombait bien puisque venait d’arriver, tr\u00e8s r\u00e9cemment, une nouvelle marque US dont la particularit\u00e9 \u00e9tait que la chaussure permettait de reproduire exactement une course pieds nus. Marque qui, pour l’instant, n’\u00e9tait disponible que dans cette boutique, ce qui tombait bien. A 200\u20ac, c’\u00e9tait certes un peu cher mais l’investissement en valait la peine.<\/p>\n

Il acheta \u00e9galement une tenue techniquement sophistiqu\u00e9e : chaussettes Z-socks, sp\u00e9ciale anti-ampoules, destin\u00e9es aux coureurs de 100km, short, maillot et casquette coordonn\u00e9s en AbsorberShock. Il se t\u00e2ta pour un cardio mais se dit qu’en tant que coureur d’exp\u00e9rience, il \u00e9tait cens\u00e9 conna\u00eetre son corps sur le bout des doigts et n’en avait th\u00e9oriquement pas besoin.<\/p>\n

Pour faire son effet et ne pas sentir trop le neuf, l’\u00e9quipement devait \u00eatre bien entendu artificiellement vieilli. Une flaque de boue pour les semelles, un peu de poussi\u00e8re d’aspirateur sur le dessus. Voil\u00e0 pour les chaussures. Pour le maillot, sa demi-heure de squash du mardi fut largement suffisante pour lui donner l’apparence, enfin plut\u00f4t l’odeur qui allait bien. C\u00f4t\u00e9 \u00e9quipement, il \u00e9tait maintenant par\u00e9. Il n’avait plus maintenant qu’\u00e0 attendre le lendemain.<\/p>\n

Tandis que Steeve pratiquait shopping matinal et vieillissement acc\u00e9l\u00e9r\u00e9, Priscilla se demandait, face \u00e0 l’absence de son coll\u00e8gue de bureau, si elle n’y \u00e9tait pas all\u00e9e un peu trop fort. Non qu’elle eut mauvaise conscience, car ce n’\u00e9tait pas son habitude mais peut-\u00eatre qu’un zeste d’humanit\u00e9 …<\/p>\n

Brad, qui avait eu vent, de la s\u00e9ance d’entra\u00eenement du mercredi avait d\u00e9cid\u00e9 d’aller au Parc ce soir-l\u00e0. N’ayant pas de grandes capacit\u00e9s d’anticipation, il aviserait de ce qu’il ferait sur place.<\/p>\n

Sharon, par curiosit\u00e9 avait \u00e9galement d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de se rendre au Parc.<\/p>\n

FIN DE L’EPISODE<\/p>\n

Dans le prochain \u00e9pisode, il va y avoir du monde au Parc. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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