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R\u00e9sum\u00e9 de l’\u00e9pisode pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent<\/strong> : allez, avouez que vous en avez soup\u00e9 de Priscilla. Elle est peut-\u00eatre superbe mais franchement qu’est ce qu’elle est p\u00e9nible, pour ne pas dire plus. Ca vous dirait de retrouver un peu notre ami Steeve. Il avait l’air sympa lui, non ? <\/em><\/p>\n

C’est avec un sourire b\u00e9at de ravissement extatique que Steeve, de retour du d\u00e9jeuner, d\u00e9couvrit – d\u00e8s la sortie de l’ascenseur, il avait d’ailleurs d\u00e9j\u00e0\u00a0rep\u00e9r\u00e9, \u00e0 plus de 10 m\u00e8tres, l’\u00e9criture de l’Incomparable – ce qu’il consid\u00e9ra imm\u00e9diatement, avant m\u00eame de les avoir\u00a0lus,\u00a0comme les premiers mots doux d’une relation qui ne demandait plus qu’\u00e0 s’\u00e9panouir. L’affaire lui semblait bien engag\u00e9e. De quelle perspicacit\u00e9 n’avait-il pas fait preuve en confiant \u00e0 la Sublime que lui aussi courait. Il avait certes omis quelque adjectif ou adverbe de quantification qui aurait sans doute pu clarifier quelque future \u00e9quivoque, mais pour l’instant, il n’en avait cure\u00a0car la Divine\u00a0lui avait \u00e9crit. Sans doute, les premiers effets de l’\u00e9loignement de l’\u00eatre aim\u00e9. Une demi-heure de cantine. De combien de mots son bureau aurait-il \u00e9t\u00e9 couvert s’il \u00e9tait parti en r\u00e9union ?<\/p>\n

Le premier post-it sur des temps de passage lui parut sans grand int\u00e9r\u00eat dans un premier temps, il regarderait cela plus tard, dans le m\u00e9tro, en rentrant. Dans le second, elle lui fixait un rendez-vous ! Un rendez-vous ! Apr\u00e8s 3 petites minutes d’\u00e9changes seulement. Le coup de foudre assur\u00e9ment. Alors certes, il y avait ce mot, entra\u00eenement, qui faisait sans doute un peu t\u00e2che dans le d\u00e9cor, mais les plus grandes perspectives s’ouvraient maintenant \u00e0 lui. Quant \u00e0 ce terme, entra\u00eenement, il avait deux jours pour lui faire un sort et rendre la soir\u00e9e pr\u00e9vue par la Sensationnelle beaucoup plus agr\u00e9able.<\/p>\n

L’apr\u00e8s-midi passa comme dans un r\u00eave. Il lut, relut, re-relut … re(puissance n)-relut les divines paroles. Certaines mauvaises langues pr\u00e9tendirent m\u00eame par la suite qu’il les embrassa \u00e0 plusieurs reprises. Notons que son activit\u00e9 professionnelle en souffrit quelque peu. Ce qui est un euph\u00e9misme, soyons clair ! A part ces lectures r\u00e9p\u00e9t\u00e9es, il ne fit strictement rien.<\/p>\n

Comme il se l’\u00e9tait promis, car une promesse faite, m\u00eame silencieuse, \u00e0 la Ph\u00e9nom\u00e9nale, devait \u00eatre tenue, il prit, dans le m\u00e9tro, connaissance du premier post-it. Temps de passage. Alors, en gros du 3 minutes 20 secondes au kilom\u00e8tre, soit du – click click click, les m\u00e9ninges tournent – soit du … 18 km\/h … 18 km\/h<\/strong> !!!! Gasp !!!! Il en resta quelque peu coi, c’est encore un euph\u00e9misme, eut-il un dentier, qu’il l’aurait, n’en doutons pas, aval\u00e9. 18 km\/h, c’est plus de la course \u00e0 pied \u00e0 ce rythme l\u00e0. A\u00efe, a\u00efe, a\u00efe. Le r\u00e9veil fut douloureux. Et oui, Steeve, de temps en temps, il vaut mieux r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir avant de parler.<\/p>\n

Mais comment je vais faire, mais comment je vais faire ? Avouer \u00e0 la Merveilleuse, \u00e0 ce stade d\u00e9j\u00e0 avanc\u00e9 de leur relation, que course \u00e0 pied et 18 km\/h \u00e9taient, pour lui,\u00a0compl\u00e8tement antinomiques, c’\u00e9tait mettre un terme imm\u00e9diat \u00e0 leur possible avenir commun. Il n’en doutait pas une micro-seconde.\u00a0Son tracas cr\u00fbt donc (r\u00e9p\u00e9tez cette phrase 10 fois de suite rapidement), ce dont s’aper\u00e7ut imm\u00e9diatement sa m\u00e8re ch\u00e9rie.<\/p>\n

– Steeve chou, tu as l’air tracass\u00e9 …<\/p>\n

Nous voil\u00e0 revenus au point de d\u00e9part.<\/p>\n

FIN DE L’EPISODE<\/p>\n

Dans le prochain \u00e9pisode, nous d\u00e9couvrirons comment Steeve et sa m\u00e8re, qui va finir par le faire avouer, vous verrez comment, vont prendre le taureau par les cornes – remarquez que pour courir \u00e0 18 \u00e0 l’heure, prendre un taureau par les cornes, \u00e7a doit pouvoir aider !<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

O\u00f9 apr\u00e8s avoir consacr\u00e9 beaucoup de temps \u00e0 Priscilla, c’est peut-\u00eatre le moment de retrouver notre ami Steeve, non ? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[164],"tags":[163,9885,29,284],"yoast_head":"\ne-saga de l'\u00e9t\u00e9 - Episode 7\/15<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"O\u00f9 apr\u00e8s avoir consacr\u00e9 beaucoup de temps \u00e0 Priscilla, c'est peut-\u00eatre le moment de retrouver notre ami Steeve, non ?\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-715-2315.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"e-saga de l'\u00e9t\u00e9 - Episode 7\/15\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"O\u00f9 apr\u00e8s avoir consacr\u00e9 beaucoup de temps \u00e0 Priscilla, c'est peut-\u00eatre le moment de retrouver notre ami Steeve, non ?\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-715-2315.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Wanarun, le blog du running, du trail et de la course \u00e0 pied\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wanarun\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2009-08-04T13:00:02+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2018-10-15T04:29:18+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"\u00c9crit par\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"fredbros\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Dur\u00e9e de lecture estim\u00e9e\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"3 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Wanarun\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wanarunnet\/\",\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/wanarunnet\",\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wanarun\/\",\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wanarun\"],\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/logo-wanarun.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/logo-wanarun.jpg\",\"width\":1196,\"height\":1082,\"caption\":\"Wanarun\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\"}},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/\",\"name\":\"Wanarun, le blog du running, du trail et de la course \u00e0 pied\",\"description\":\"Informations, remarques, avis, conseils sur la course \u00e0 pied.\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-715-2315.html#webpage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-715-2315.html\",\"name\":\"e-saga de l'\u00e9t\u00e9 - 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