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R\u00e9sum\u00e9 de l’\u00e9pisode pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent<\/strong> : apr\u00e8s avoir subi lazzi et quolibets suite \u00e0 mon acc\u00e8s de mauvaise humeur introductif de l’\u00e9pisode 5, je reprends les bonnes vieilles habitudes et r\u00e9sume : on ne peut pas dire que l’action ait beaucoup progress\u00e9 mardi. Enfin, si, on en sait un peu plus sur Priscilla. C’est s\u00fbr qu’elle n’est pas commode, mais mettez-vous un peu \u00e0 sa place. Se faire battre par le couple Dugenoux ! Il y aurait presque de quoi en perdre la raison. <\/em><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0C’est quoi d\u00e9j\u00e0 son nom de famille au Steeve ?\u00a0\u00a0… Brad, Steeve, le prochain c’est qui :\u00a0Jason ? Donovan ? Je les collectionne, c’est pas possible. Ah oui, Profit, c’est \u00e7a. \u00ab\u00a0Si tu veux faire du profit, t’appelles Profit\u00a0\u00bb sur l’air des Cloches de Corneville, la sonnerie de portable la plus d\u00e9bile que j’ai jamais entendue. Alors comme \u00e7a, il court, il court le Profit. Mouais, jamais vu sur une course, encore moins sur un podium. C’est pas un li\u00e8vre que j’ai tir\u00e9 l\u00e0, tout juste un vieux lapin bo\u00eeteux et\u00a0myxomatos\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb … Telles \u00e9taient les aimables pens\u00e9es qui animaient la douce et tendre Priscilla.<\/p>\n

La dite douce et tendre fit donc une recherche rapide sur le web et d\u00e9couvrit bien vite\u00a0le manque de r\u00e9sultat, au sens propre comme au sens figur\u00e9, du d\u00e9nomm\u00e9 Profit en mati\u00e8re de course \u00e0 pied. \u00ab\u00a0Un dragueur, encore un,\u00a0et qui ne sait pas courir qui plus est. Y en a marre de tous ces mecs \u00e0 la c..\u00a0 Ouh l\u00e0, vu son regard bovin, en plus, il croit en ses chances le bougre. Piti\u00e9 !!! Mon Steevie, va falloir t’accrocher\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

Sur ces pens\u00e9es toujours aussi aimables, la douce et tendre d\u00e9cida qu’il \u00e9tait temps de passer \u00e0 l’attaque et de r\u00e9gler son compte \u00e0 ce pauvre Steeve, op\u00e9ration qu’elle estimait des plus ais\u00e9es mais qu’elle eut, pour on ne sait quelle raison, hormis de faire subir \u00e0 d’autres une bonne Dugenoux, l’envie de savourer et de faire durer.<\/p>\n

Premi\u00e8re offensive : un post-it coll\u00e9 sur l’\u00e9cran de son entreprenant voisin , pendant la pause-d\u00e9jeuner \u00a0\u00bb Temps de passage. A respecter !\u00a01er kilo : 3’30, 2e kilo\u00a07 … 10e kilo : 36’10\u00a0 \u00a0\u00bb Pas un mot de plus, pas de merci \u00e9videmment.<\/p>\n

Deuxi\u00e8me offensive :\u00a0et deuxi\u00e8me\u00a0post-it, cette fois coll\u00e9 sur le combin\u00e9 du t\u00e9l\u00e9phone \u00ab\u00a0Il FAUT qu’on s’entra\u00eene une fois ensemble. Mercredi soir 20h, grille d’honneur du Parc\u00a0\u00bb. Ca lui laisse deux jours pour mariner dans son jus.<\/p>\n

D\u00e9j\u00e0 pas mal pour un d\u00e9but. La t\u00eate qu’il va faire en revenant.<\/p>\n

FIN DE L’EPISODE 6<\/p>\n

Nous qualifierons cet \u00e9pisode, assez court, je vous l’accorde, d’\u00e9pisode de transition, une sorte d’\u00e9tape de repos pour permettre \u00e0 l’action de mieux rebondir dans l’\u00e9pisode suivant. Rendez-vous mardi alors … <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

O\u00f9 Priscilla, apr\u00e8s avoir r\u00e9gl\u00e9 son compte \u00e0 notre ami Brad, s’attaque maintenant \u00e0 Steeve … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[164],"tags":[290,9885,29,284,9828],"yoast_head":"\ne-saga de l'\u00e9t\u00e9 - Episode 6\/15<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"O\u00f9 Priscilla, apr\u00e8s avoir r\u00e9gl\u00e9 son compte \u00e0 notre ami Brad, s'attaque maintenant \u00e0 Steeve ...\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-615-2311.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"e-saga de l'\u00e9t\u00e9 - Episode 6\/15\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"O\u00f9 Priscilla, apr\u00e8s avoir r\u00e9gl\u00e9 son compte \u00e0 notre ami Brad, s'attaque maintenant \u00e0 Steeve ...\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-615-2311.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Wanarun, le blog du running, du trail et de la course \u00e0 pied\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wanarun\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2009-07-31T06:00:45+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2018-10-15T04:29:25+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"\u00c9crit par\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"fredbros\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Dur\u00e9e de lecture estim\u00e9e\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Wanarun\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wanarunnet\/\",\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/wanarunnet\",\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wanarun\/\",\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wanarun\"],\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/logo-wanarun.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/logo-wanarun.jpg\",\"width\":1196,\"height\":1082,\"caption\":\"Wanarun\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\"}},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/\",\"name\":\"Wanarun, le blog du running, du trail et de la course \u00e0 pied\",\"description\":\"Informations, remarques, avis, conseils sur la course \u00e0 pied.\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-615-2311.html#webpage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/e-saga-de-lete-episode-615-2311.html\",\"name\":\"e-saga de l'\u00e9t\u00e9 - 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