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R\u00e9sum\u00e9 de l’\u00e9pisode pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent<\/strong> : qu’on soit clairs entre nous ! A ce stade du r\u00e9cit, soit vous \u00eates fan, auquel cas vous n’avez pas besoin que je vous rafra\u00eechisse la m\u00e9moire, soit vous d\u00e9testez et ne suivez pas, donc\u00a0pourquoi diable devrais-je me fatiguer \u00e0 r\u00e9sumer \u00e0 chaque fois ? \u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

Elle jubile notre Priscilla, elle jubile car elle l’a bien vue cette fine ligne rouge qui, telle une couronne d’\u00e9pines, a bri\u00e8vement ceint le front de ce balourd de Brad. Brad (soupir) … Comment diable, avait-elle pu partager tant de courses – et m\u00eame beaucoup plus d’ailleurs car affinit\u00e9s … physiques, tout au moins – avec un type incapable de d\u00e9chausser lors de l’avant-dernier relais du Run and Bike de Valenbergues alors que la victoire en cat\u00e9gorie couple mixte senior \u00e9tait en vue. Se faire doubler par les Dugenoux dans le dernier kilom\u00e8tre\u00a0! La honte ! Ils \u00e9taient bien contents les Dugenoux sur le podium.\u00a0 Oh oui,\u00a0ils \u00e9taient bien contents, tous sourires…\u00a0Quand elle y repensait !<\/p>\n

Et cet idiot avec ces \u00ab\u00a0Je m’excuse, ma Pripri, je m’excuse, je ne comprends pas ce qui s’est pass\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb r\u00e9p\u00e9t\u00e9s \u00e0 l’envi, jusqu’\u00e0 l’\u00e9coeurement. Quelle humiliation ! Les Dugenoux ! Une v\u00e9ritable trag\u00e9die\u00a0dont elle ne s’\u00e9tait pas encore remise, quinze jours plus tard. Une telle honte, qu’elle avait d\u00fb changer ses horaires et parcours d’entra\u00eenement pour se mettre\u00a0\u00e0 l’abri des regards moqueurs et sarcastiques que les habitu\u00e9s du Bois de Meilleurg n’auraient sans doute pas manqu\u00e9 de lui jeter. Une star d\u00e9chue, de la pitance pour les vautours, voil\u00e0 ce qu’elle \u00e9tait devenue, par la faute de cet abruti.<\/p>\n

Visiblement, l’idiot n’avait pas compris que c’\u00e9tait fini entre eux. Fini ! F-i, fi, N-i, ni. Elle avait pourtant \u00e9tait tr\u00e8s claire avec lui. Certes, pour ne pas rajouter de col\u00e8re \u00e0 l’humiliation, surtout devant le photographe appoint\u00e9 par l’organisation, elle \u00e9tait rest\u00e9e tr\u00e8s sto\u00efque, tr\u00e8s tr\u00e8s sto\u00efque ce dimanche-l\u00e0 … trop sto\u00efque. Pourtant, ce n’est pas l’envie de gifler l’idiot sur place qui lui avait manqu\u00e9e mais elle avait su se ma\u00eetriser. Bien entendu, de retour \u00e0 l’appartement, la soupape avait l\u00e2ch\u00e9 et elle lui avait signifi\u00e9 clairement qu’il \u00e9tait dor\u00e9navant persona non grata et que jamais, elle ne partagerait sa vie avec l’homme qui avait permis la victoire des Dugenoux au Run and Bike de Valenbergues. J-A-M-A-I-S. Et l’idiot \u00e9tant ce qu’il est, elle avait d\u00fb en remettre une couche de finition le lendemain devant t\u00e9moins pour enfoncer plus profond\u00e9ment le clou.<\/p>\n

Et voil\u00e0 que Monsieur Muscle osait se repointer. Parce qu’elle avait bien compris que ce n’\u00e9tait pas le travail qui l’avait amen\u00e9 l\u00e0. Mais qu’est-ce-qu’il esp\u00e9rait ? Il n’avait toujours pas compris ? Apr\u00e8s le coup qu’elle venait de lui faire, l\u00e0, juste devant ses yeux,\u00a0franchement, s’il ne\u00a0pigeait pas, c’\u00e9tait \u00e0 d\u00e9sesp\u00e9rer des capacit\u00e9s des quelques neurones qui se battaient en duel sous sa bo\u00eete cranienne.<\/p>\n

Brad, out, elle allait maintenant devoir s’occuper de Steeve …<\/p>\n

FIN DE L’EPISODE 5<\/p>\n

Dans le prochain \u00e9pisode, nous d\u00e9couvrirons, ce que Priscilla entend par \u00ab\u00a0s’occuper de Steeve\u00a0\u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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