{"id":23058,"date":"2012-06-22T17:00:58","date_gmt":"2012-06-22T16:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/?p=23058"},"modified":"2012-06-21T20:20:45","modified_gmt":"2012-06-21T19:20:45","slug":"ca-sent-pas-bon-tout-ca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/ca-sent-pas-bon-tout-ca-23058.html","title":{"rendered":"Ca sent pas bon tout \u00e7a ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019est arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 tout coureur qui se respecte : avoir envie d\u2019aller au petit coin juste avant un d\u00e9part ! Evidemment. Et je pourrai vous en raconter de bien bonnes \u00e0 ce propos\u2026 Mais l\u00e0 je ne vous parle du petit pipi que l\u2019on peut faire \u00e0 l\u2019arrache derri\u00e8re une voiture, de celui que m\u00eame les femmes, si tant est qu\u2019elles soient un peu t\u00e9m\u00e9raires, peuvent tenter, cach\u00e9es par des serviteurs z\u00e9l\u00e9s&#8230; Non, non moi je veux parler de la grosse commission. Celle qui m\u00e9rite un endroit calme et recul\u00e9, \u00e0 l\u2019abri des regards\u2026 Toutes les courses ne sont pas pourvues en effet de \u00ab toilettes emportables \u00bb et m\u00eame si c\u2019est le cas, bien souvent, la queue est telle devant la porte, que \u00e7a vous stresse encore plus et que vous avez l\u2019impression que vous allez tout l\u00e2cher sur place !<\/p>\n<p>C\u2019est la hantise du coureur donc, s\u00fbrement d\u00fb au petit coup de stress du d\u00e9part imminent, acc\u00e9l\u00e9r\u00e9 sans aucun doute par les quelques foul\u00e9es de l\u2019\u00e9chauffement qui d\u00e9bloque tout \u00e7a\u2026 L\u2019autre jour en tout cas, du c\u00f4t\u00e9 d\u2019Albi (je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re rester flou pour \u00e9viter les poursuites, ah, ah\u2026), ce petit \u00ab souci \u00bb me tombe dessus dix minutes chrono avant le d\u00e9part. J\u2019avais bien ressenti quelques pr\u00e9mices, mais je me suis dit que ce n\u2019\u00e9tait pas le moment. Et comme je sais que bien souvent, une fois la course entam\u00e9e, avec la vitesse s\u00fbrement, \u00e7a passe assez vite, enfin pour moi en tout cas, je ne me suis pas affol\u00e9. Mais l\u00e0 impossible de partir avec ce poids ! Je commence donc \u00e0 trottiner un peu plus vite. Tant pis pour l\u2019\u00e9chauffement du coup qui en prend un coup dans l\u2019aile et qui ressemble plus \u00e0 un d\u00e9but de comp\u00e9tition&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Le d\u00e9sarroi grandit. Pas de chemin, pas de zone verte, pas d\u2019ouverture\u2026 Que du bitume, que des maisons. A\u00efe\u2026 Et le temps qui file. Je me dis que je ne peux pas aller bien plus loin, si je ne veux pas rater le d\u00e9part. Et si je sonnais quelque part ? Les gens du quartier me comprendraient non ? Ils le savent bien qu\u2019il y a une course de toute fa\u00e7on&#8230; Ils ne seraient pas surpris. Oui mais, si tout le monde va se satisfaire chez les gens, pour une course \u00e0 plus de 10000 coureurs, \u00e7a ferait bizarre aussi. Et si je cr\u00e9ais une \u00e9mission \u00ab J\u2019irai ch&#8230; chez vous ! \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Non je plaisante bien s\u00fbr&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Bref je n\u2019y tiens plus. Entre un muret et un poteau. Je me lib\u00e8re. C\u2019\u00e9tait limite. J\u2019ai un peu honte aussi\u2026 Heureusement que le dimanche matin, il y a peu de monde dans les rues. Mais je fr\u00f4le la prison et l\u2019amende. J\u2019imagine les passants qui vont dire \u00ab ah ben celui-l\u00e0, il aurait pu promener son chien ailleurs tout de m\u00eame !! \u00bb Le coureur \u00e0 pied, c\u2019est bien connu, est \u00ab un emmerdeur \u00bb non ? Moi je peux aller prendre le d\u00e9part&#8230; mais quelle solution sinon ? Dites moi&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/ca-sent-pas-bon-tout-ca-23058.html\"><img width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>C\u2019est arriv\u00e9 \u00e0 tout coureur qui se respecte : avoir envie d\u2019aller au petit coin juste avant un d\u00e9part ! Evidemment. 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