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R\u00e9sum\u00e9 des \u00e9pisodes pr\u00e9c\u00e9dents<\/strong> : Steeve est tomb\u00e9 sous le charme de sa coll\u00e8gue de bureau Priscilla\u00a0(promis, je\u00a0ne le dis plus). Cette derni\u00e8re, pour quelle sombre raison, nous l’ignorons encore – les plus perspicaces d’entre vous l’ont sans doute devin\u00e9 – lui\u00a0demande de lui servir de li\u00e8vre lors des 10km de St Sauveur les Trois Vicomtes. Steeve\u00a0s’empresse d’accepter. Le tout sous les yeux de Brad qui n’avait rien \u00e0 faire l\u00e0. <\/em><\/p>\n

Peut-on dire de Steeve qu’en ce jour b\u00e9ni ou maudit, c’est selon, nous verrons au chapitre 15, il avait trop parl\u00e9\u00a0? Une analyse s\u00e9mantique rapide de son dialogue avec Priscilla ne laisse entrevoir que trois mots – ce n’est pas \u00e9norme compar\u00e9 \u00e0 l’\u00e9tendue du vocabulaire fran\u00e7ais – dont il aurait \u00e9ventuellement pu se passer : Bien, Endendu et\u00a0Oui. Bien associ\u00e9 \u00e0 Entendu lorsqu’elle lui demanda s’il\u00a0comptait participer\u00a0aux 10km de St Sauveur les Trois Vicomtes et Oui lorsqu’elle lui posa la question de savoir s’il voulait lui servir de li\u00e8vre dans cette course. Si l’amour est aveugle, il ferait bien parfois d’\u00eatre muet.<\/p>\n

Evidemment, et tous ceux qui ont suivi les premiers \u00e9pisodes de cette saga l’ont sans doute compris, je ne pense pas que ce soit une r\u00e9v\u00e9lation, d’ailleurs le contraire nuirait fatalement au suspense des 11 \u00e9pisodes restants, Steeve ne court pas, en tous les cas pas au niveau de l’\u00eatre qu’il d\u00e9sire le plus au monde. (Note de l’\u00e9diteur : il a \u00e9t\u00e9 demand\u00e9 fermement \u00e0 l’auteur d’abr\u00e9ger le suspense relativement aux rapports de Steeve \u00e0 la course \u00e0 pied et ce pour \u00e9viter une lassitude des lecteurs qui ne sont quand m\u00eame pas des idiots). <\/em><\/p>\n

Attention, quand m\u00eame, Steeve n’est pas un gras du bide boudin\u00e9, genre quintal de graisses trans, sinon il n’aurait pu faire illusion ne serait-ce que l’espace d’une micro-seconde. Bien au contraire ! Steeve est svelte et \u00e9lanc\u00e9, moins bronz\u00e9 que Brad cependant, caract\u00e9ristiques qu’il doit, non pas \u00e0 la pratique d’une activit\u00e9 physique intense, mais simplement \u00e0 l’alimentation v\u00e9g\u00e9talienne\u00a0concoct\u00e9e par\u00a0sa m\u00e8re, passionnaria du bien-manger et pourfendeur de la malbouffe. Pour r\u00e9sumer et parodier une c\u00e9l\u00e8bre publicit\u00e9 des 70’s, Steeve ressemble \u00e0 un coureur mais ce n’est pas un coureur … sauf \u00e0 consid\u00e9rer que 45 minutes p\u00e9p\u00e8re au Parc Monceau le dimanche en font un sp\u00e9cialiste de la dite activit\u00e9 ou qu’une demi-heure de squash le jeudi midi puisse remplacer une bonne s\u00e9ance de fractionn\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Mais alors, qu’aurais pu r\u00e9pondre Steeve aux questions de Priscilla ? C’est facile \u00e0 dire qu’en gros il a dit des \u00e2neries mais vous auriez fait quoi \u00e0 sa place ? Hein ? Il aurait pu, mais ce n’est qu’une suggestion, dire qu’effectivement les 10km de St Sauveur les Trois Vicomtes \u00e9taient l’une de ses courses favorites mais que, malheureusement et \u00e0 son plus grand d\u00e9sarroi, ce qui le mettait d’ailleurs dans un \u00e9tat proche de la d\u00e9pression, son filleul faisait sa communion ce dimanche-l\u00e0 (il ne pouvait pas attendre une semaine L\u00e0-Haut ? franchement, il a l’\u00e9ternit\u00e9 pour lui)\u00a0ou qu’il devait accompagner sa m\u00e8re (voil\u00e0 un jeune homme bien comme il faut !) \u00e0 un congr\u00e9s consacr\u00e9 \u00e0 la culture du navet biologique dans le Quercy ou encore qu’il devait aller chercher \u00e0 la gare une vieille tante en visite (voil\u00e0 encore un jeune homme tr\u00e8s bien comme il faut, chevaleresque, qui sacrifie ses passions aux devoirs familiaux). Toutes r\u00e9ponses qui auraient pu lui \u00e9viter ensuite\u00a0ce Oui \u00e0 la fameuse question dite du li\u00e8vre. A propos, vous aurez bien \u00e9videmment not\u00e9 que Priscilla ne lui a pas encore demand\u00e9 d’\u00eatre son Lapinou, il y a donc encore un peu de boulot.<\/p>\n

Il aurait sans doute mieux valu qu’il use de l’une ou l’autre de ses r\u00e9ponses pr\u00e9-fabriqu\u00e9es, car pour servir de li\u00e8vre, il va fatalement falloir courir au moins aussi vite voire plus vite que l’ensorcelante sauf \u00e0 trouver une excuse qui tienne la route d’ici l\u00e0 (il n’avait quand m\u00eame\u00a0pas l’outrecuidance de penser que Priscilla en tant que femme courait nettement moins vite que lui et que le tour serait facilement jou\u00e9 !). En dernier recours, il\u00a0a toujours la …\u00a0gastro. C’est simple comme un coup de fil,\u00a0tr\u00e8s pratiqu\u00e9e au\u00a0bureau les veilles de\u00a0soldes\u00a0ou de d\u00e9part en vacances\u00a0et relativement inv\u00e9rifiable \u00e0 condition de bien jouer le jeu\u00a0le lendemain avec une bonne mine de d\u00e9terr\u00e9 – tiens, une excuse\u00a0dont Brad ne pourrait user. Mais conqu\u00eate de la sublime et gastro ne semblaient pas \u00e0 Steeve tr\u00e8s compatibles. Donc, fi de l’excuse, il allait devoir courir.<\/p>\n

FIN DE L’EPISODE 4<\/p>\n

Dans le prochain \u00e9pisode, mardi, nous d\u00e9couvrirons que Priscilla est une fille tr\u00e8s organis\u00e9e, que Brad m\u00e9dite – n’exag\u00e9rons pas trop, disons qu’il rumine – et que Steeve et bien … suspense !<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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