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R\u00e9sum\u00e9s des deux \u00e9pisodes pr\u00e9c\u00e9dents<\/strong> : Steeve est tomb\u00e9 sous le charme de sa nouvelle coll\u00e8gue de bureau Priscilla – \u00e7a se voit non ? sinon relisez plus attentivement, je ne peux pas \u00eatre plus explicite. Celle-ci n’en a cure jusqu’\u00e0 l’apparition soudaine et inattendue de son ex, Brad. <\/em><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0– Tu pourrais me servir de li\u00e8vre, j’aimerais battre mon record de l’an pass\u00e9 ?\u00a0\u00bb lui demanda de but en blanc Priscilla.<\/p>\n

Brad n’avait pas perdu une miette de ces paroles. D’un naturel bronz\u00e9, quoique dans son cas le terme naturel fut franchement\u00a0peu ad\u00e9quat, son visage ne sembla pas trahir d’\u00e9motion particuli\u00e8re. Mais un observateur plus\u00a0averti\u00a0du caract\u00e8re quelque peu ombrageux du bell\u00e2tre n’eut\u00a0sans doute pas manqu\u00e9 d’observer l’apparition soudaine d’une fine ligne rouge \u00e0 la racine des cheveux, signe chez lui, non pas d’une intense r\u00e9flexion dont il \u00e9tait bien incapable mais d’une manifestation externe d’un acc\u00e8s contenu de tr\u00e8s mauvaise humeur.<\/p>\n

Car, jusqu’\u00e0 pr\u00e9sent, c’\u00e9tait lui, le seul, l’unique Lapinou \u00e0 sa PriPri (note du traducteur : le li\u00e8vre de Priscilla<\/em>). Proposer \u00e0 ce … ce … ce …, le terme idoine ne lui venait pas – avec un peu plus de culture intellectuelle, car c\u00f4t\u00e9 physique il \u00e9tait bien dot\u00e9, il eut pu employer freluquet ou encore paltoquet par exemple – donc proposer \u00e0 ce … de Steeve Profit, de prendre sa place aupr\u00e8s de sa PriPri \u00e0 lui, de partager avec elle ces kilom\u00e8tres de bitume, de lui ouvrir la route tendrement, comme si on lui d\u00e9roulait amoureusement un tapis de fleur, de la pr\u00e9c\u00e9der pour effacer tous les menus obstacles qui pourraient se dresser devant elle – papier gras, bouteilles vides, peaux de bananes et autres tubes de gel – de l’encourager tout au long du chemin \u00ab\u00a0vazy vazy vazy, t’es la meilleure, tu vas gagner, vazy, vazy, vazy, vazy\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb, de la porter vers la plus haute marche du podium, ce pi\u00e9destal sur lequel, lui, Brad, la v\u00e9n\u00e9rait depuis des ann\u00e9es. Non vraiment, demander tout cela \u00e0 ce … de Steeve Profit, c’\u00e9tait vraiment trop … enfin trop … si vous voyez ce que Brad aurait pu dire avec quelques neurones en\u00a0 plus.<\/p>\n

Steeve, sans aucun doute, troubl\u00e9 par cette soudaine, mais bien agr\u00e9able par ailleurs, ne l’ignorons pas, promiscuit\u00e9, n’eut pas la pr\u00e9sence d’esprit de s’enqu\u00e9rir des bases chronom\u00e9triques sur lesquelles pensait courir l’extraordinaire, la sublime, la divine Priscilla. Toujours sur son petit nuage, il fit, comme de bien entendu et comme vous l’avez ais\u00e9ment devin\u00e9\u00a0\u00e0 ce stade du r\u00e9cit, une r\u00e9ponse positive marqu\u00e9 d’un exc\u00e8s un tantinet superflu d’enthousiasme : \u00ab\u00a0Sans probl\u00e8me ! A nous deux on va le pulv\u00e9riser ce record !\u00a0\u00bb. Aussi soudainement qu’elle s’\u00e9tait approch\u00e9e de lui et sans un mot de plus, Priscilla retourna s’asseoir non sans avoir tois\u00e9 Brad au passage. Le dit Brad qui tourna aussi sec\u00a0les talons et repartit d’o\u00f9 il \u00e9tait venu, muet mais certainement sans en penser moins, avec les mots dont il avait la ma\u00eetrise.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Steeve, dont on sait maintenant qu’il lui faut toujours un peu de temps pour redescendre sur terre apr\u00e8s de telles stimulations, mit, comme d’habitude quelques minutes \u00e0 retrouver ses vrais esprits et se replongea dans le travail, de sombres affaires de contentieux entre entreprises \u00e0 d\u00e9m\u00ealer, si possible, au profit, des clients du cabinet. Ce n’est qu’en se rendant \u00e0 la cantine qu’il se mit r\u00e9ellement \u00e0 r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir aux cons\u00e9quences de propos prononc\u00e9s lors d’un \u00e9tat que le terme second serait bien trop faible pour caract\u00e9riser.<\/p>\n

FIN DE L’EPISODE 3<\/p>\n

Dans l’Episode 4, nous d\u00e9couvrirons, sans doute dans le d\u00e9tail et pour ne plus y revenir par la suite, car je ne vais jamais r\u00e9ussir \u00e0 tenir 15 chapitres en pr\u00e9tendant vous les \u00e9noncer \u00e0 chaque fois au suivant, ces cons\u00e9quences et nous retrouverons aussi la m\u00e8re de Steeve que nous avions d\u00e9laiss\u00e9e. Rendez-vous vendredi. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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