{"id":11537,"date":"2011-01-23T03:00:54","date_gmt":"2011-01-23T02:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/?p=11537"},"modified":"2011-01-20T17:01:52","modified_gmt":"2011-01-20T16:01:52","slug":"les-predictions-2011-de-mme-irma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wanarun.net\/blog\/les-predictions-2011-de-mme-irma-11537.html","title":{"rendered":"Les pr\u00e9dictions 2011 de Mme IRMA"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mme IRMA \u00e9tait tr\u00e8s occup\u00e9e en ce d\u00e9but d’ann\u00e9e et le modeste r\u00e9dacteur du site Wanarun que je suis ne rentrais pas dans ses priorit\u00e9s z\u00e9ro. Les politiques et people ayant enfin d\u00e9sert\u00e9 son cabinet, les uns, emplis de perspective pr\u00e9sidentielle – diable, il va falloir r\u00e9instaurer l’oligarchie – les autres, de l’assurance prochaine de leurs 2 minutes trente de succ\u00e8s, elle a bien voulu me confier ce qu’elle voyait dans sa boule de cristal pour l’ann\u00e9e running 2011.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Pouuuuuurr 2011, je vois, je vois, je voiiiiiiis …\u00a0\u00bb :<\/p>\n

Un site Wanarun<\/a> qui continue de grandir et la sortie prochaine de son application I-Phone<\/a>. Un site qui n’en finit plus de r\u00e9colter des lauriers \u00e0 Nancy <\/a>mais aussi au-del\u00e0, des fans \u00e0 foison sur Facebook<\/a> bient\u00f4t autant que Justin Bieber, enfin, plut\u00f4t de son cousin par alliance. Un site qui reste gratuit (\u00ab\u00a0pour ma consultation, par contre c’est … Euros !\u00a0\u00bb \u00ab\u00a0Ah oui … quand m\u00eame … J’envoie la note de frais \u00e0 Manu\u00a0\u00bb. ).<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Mon esprit se trouble, je ne vois plus grand chose …\u00a0\u00bb \u00ab\u00a0Avec ce petit billet – Manu, \u00e7a va \u00eatre plus cher que pr\u00e9vu – c’est moins trouble ?\u00a0\u00bb. \u00ab\u00a0Ahhhhhhhh ! Je voiiiiiiiisss … : \u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Des gens qui courent et encore des gens qui courent et encore des gens qui courent … \u00ab\u00a0On peut peut-\u00eatre en rester l\u00e0 ?\u00a0\u00bb … des millions selon la Police. Mais qu’ont-ils donc aux pieds ? Ils n’ont pas encore lu les Vrais Tests de Wanarun ? J’en vois aussi qui courent sur les Champs Elys\u00e9es, j’en compte 1,2, 3 … 40000. C’est le Printemps ! J’en vois qui courent pour maigrir, j’en vois qui courent pour le plaisir dans un vieux jogging informe, j’en vois qui courent dans la nature, j’en vois qui courent dans les montagnes, j’en vois qui courent sur piste, j’en vois qui courent sur d’autres continents, je vois des entra\u00eeneurs qui entra\u00eenent et des entra\u00een\u00e9s se faire entra\u00eener, je vois des passionn\u00e9s de VMA<\/a> et des thurif\u00e9raires du footing tranquille, je vois …<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0OK, on en a vu assez. Et c\u00f4t\u00e9 technologie, vous voyez quelque-chose ?\u00a0\u00bb \u00ab\u00a0Attendez un peu, j’ai besoin de mon appli bouledecristal sur I-Phone, mais o\u00f9 ai-je bien pu le mettre ?\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

Je vois des nouvelles chaussures chez tous les \u00e9quipementiers. Oh ! Il y a la nouvelle …\u00a0 \u00ab\u00a0Chut, donnez-moi le nom en off ! Ca je le garde pour moi\u00a0\u00bb qui va permettre de gagner 5 secondes au kilom\u00e8tre. Je vois des minimalistes et des maximalistes, des route et des tout-terrain. Je vois m\u00eame des nouvelles marques qui vont d\u00e9barquer sur notre march\u00e9. Je vois des prix qui continuent de monter sauf pendant les soldes o\u00f9 je pr\u00e9dis que tout le monde ne trouvera pas sa pointure.<\/p>\n

Je vois des T-shirts qui tiennent chaud quand il fait froid et froid quand il fait chaud. Je vois des coureurs qui changent de T-shirts car ils n’ont pas le T-shirt qui tient chaud bla bla bla et d’autres qui courent m\u00eame sans T-shirt.<\/p>\n

Je vois des coureurs plus ou moins comprim\u00e9s. Comprim\u00e9s du mollet, comprim\u00e9s de la jambe, comprim\u00e9s du corps. Je vois aussi des bourrelets qui d\u00e9passent.<\/p>\n

Je vois des cardios qui parlent \u00ab\u00a0Avance plus vite fain\u00e9ant !\u00a0\u00bb, d’autres qui communiquent en courant \u00ab\u00a0Alors, oui, je disais, le cash-back sur l’offset …\u00a0\u00bb et d’autres qui permettent de regarder la t\u00e9l\u00e9 quand on est fatigu\u00e9<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0D\u00eetes, Mme Irma, vous ne seriez pas en train de fatiguer justement l\u00e0 ?\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n

Sur ce, mes 10 minutes de consultation \u00e9tant \u00e9coul\u00e9es et le budget allou\u00e9 par Manu totalement explos\u00e9, la conversation prit subitement fin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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